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Sometimes, the best way to express our feelings is through humor. After all, laughter is the closest distance between two people, or so they say!
The origin of the quote “love is in the air,” is somewhat murky, but the sentiment is clear: when we’re in love, the world seems brighter and the air a little sweeter.
If you want to see your partner smile and huff a laugh (and maybe even affectionately roll their eyes a little), this article is for you. This compilation of 50 funny quotes about love in the air is some of the funniest and sweetest I’ve come across.
Funny Quotes About Love and Aging
- “By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” — Socrates
- “Aged love is like aged wine; it becomes more satisfying, more refreshing, more valuable, more appreciated, and more intoxicating!” — Leo Buscaglia
- “Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.” — Bruce Lee
- “Love is a lot like a backache: it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” — George Burns
- “I love you more than bingo night at the retirement home, and that’s saying a lot!”
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Funny Quotes About Marriage
- “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” — Rita Rudner
- “Who won in life? Me. Because I got to marry you.” — Chip Gaines
- “My most brilliant achievement was my ability to persuade my wife to marry me.” — Winston Churchill
- “A man’s main job is to protect his woman from her desire to ‘get bangs’ every other month.” — Dax Shepard
- “I married for love, but the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored.” — Cameron Esposito
- “What’s the best way to get your husband to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday!” — Cindy Garner
- “Only married people can understand how you can be miserable and happy at the same time.” — Chris Rock
Funny Quotes About Relationships
- “Love is what makes people do crazy things just to be with each other.”
- “I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.”
- “You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile. And then walk into a pole.”
- “You’re the only person who can make me feel like a million bucks when I’m wearing sweatpants and a T-shirt.”
- “You’re the answer to all my prayers. And some of my curses.”
- “Love is the fart / Of every heart / It pains the man when ’tis kept close / And others doth offend / When ’tis let loose.” — John Suckling
- “You’re the best thing that ever happened to me. And I’m not just saying that because you have the remote.” — The Simpsons (TV show), Homer Simpson
- “As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.” — Ralphie May
- “Relationships are like a book. It takes years to write but seconds to burn.”
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Love Is Like…Quotes
- “Love is like a delicate scent that wafts through the air and enchants all who dare to inhale it.”
- “Love is like a flower—it blooms when you least expect it and then disappears just as quickly. But don’t worry! There will be more love again soon enough.”
- “Love is like a balloon, easy to inflate but hard to keep from popping.”
- “Love is like a puzzle—sometimes you have to force the pieces together, even if they don’t quite fit.”
- “Love is like reading a book; only when the last page has been read does one know how sweet its aroma was.”
- “Love is like a flower that needs to be watered and fed.”
- “Love is like a fire, it burns hot and cold.”
- “Love is trembling happiness.” — Kahlil Gibran
- “Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.” — William Shakespeare
- “Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.” — Joan Crawford
Love Is In the Air Quotes
- “Love is in the air for the world to smell, and love is in the air for everyone’s soul to hear.”
- “Love is in the air. It flourishes for a day and lives forever. Love is always immortal, for it never dies.”
- “Love is in the air, and it’s making my allergies act up.”
- “Love is in the air, but so is the flu, so I’m wearing a mask.”
- “Breathe in deeply, for love is in the air, and it’s the key to unlocking your true potential.”
- “You can’t see love, but when it’s in the air, you can certainly feel it.”
- “When love is in the air, even the ordinary becomes extraordinary.”
- “Love calls—everywhere and always. We’re skybound. Are you coming?” — Rumi
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Funny Quotes About Getting Together
- “She is the only evidence of God I have seen, except the mysterious force that removes one sock from the dryer every time I do my laundry.” — St. Elmo’s Fire
- “If you love ’em in the morning with their eyes full of crust; if you love ’em at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you’re in love.” — Miles Davis
- “When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.” — Harry Burns, When Harry Met Sally
- “Will you lend me a kiss? I promise to give it back.”
- “You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.”
- “Stop waiting for your prince on a white horse. Go and find him. The poor man might be lost or stuck on an island or something.”
- “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they are.” — Will Ferrell
- “Love doesn’t drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.” — Helen Gurley Brown
- “Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.” — Erma Bombeck
- “Love is like breathing, you take it in and let it out.” — Wally Lamb
- “Love is when you want to show them all of your flaws because they make you who you are.”
Final Thoughts
Whether you’re looking for a witty one-liner to send as a text or a hilarious quote to pipe on an anniversary cake, these quotes are sure to bring a smile to your partner’s face!
Throw in half a dozen roses, a homemade dinner (or a meal plated up from your favorite restaurant), and a movie, and you’ve got the recipe for a perfect romantic evening.
